Everyone should boycott oil. Oil, the attainment, production and use of it brings much misery to the world. We’ve only had the ability to effectively use it for roughly 150 years, so I don’t see why we should continue to use it. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I think the world ran just fine before it. It wasn’t that dark of an age, really...

   Using oil brings misery of many forms upon humanity. Burning oil, and all its forms out of refinement, pollutes the air we breathe. Science has shown that any pollutant in the air will spread out across the globe. So no matter how far you get away from the source, you will still be breathing air full of sulfur, carbon monoxide, and methane. Mercury falls with the rain, and pollutes all the water sources around the world, poisoning our drinking water and the food we eat. And with the increase of the gases in the upper atmosphere, climates around the world will drastically change. Droughts will kill all living things in the areas affected, while flooding in other areas will destroy homes and affect the landscape. The obtainment of oil destroys wildlife habitat, and is the cause for bloodshed the world over. Oil spills destroy the landscape and poison the seas…

   So, let’s boycott oil. Don’t drive a car or ride the bus; walk, or ride a bike to your destination. Don’t use gas heating, build a fire with good old lumber from the shrinking forests, or out of your excuse for living in one place called the home. Don’t use electricity that runs on oil… or any other kind of electricity, seeing as how the creation of that causes more misery.

   All machines will have to be put to scrap. Everything will be done with horse and man power again. You will have to make your own clothes and eat whatever the land gives you. No airplanes or telephone. Radio and television will be gone. The rate of information will slow down, both in the reception and transmission of it. Even paper will be hard to come by, so anything written down will have to be done so with the utmost care…

            What? You don’t want that? Fuck you! You think all our problems will solve themselves while you sit in the lap of luxury, of the caliber that none of the kings on earth have ever enjoyed in all of history? Well, if you want to kill yourselves, that’s just peachy. Me and G.W. will do just fine on Mars. Well, only if I eat his flesh… then things will be just fine, just fine.